Who would put a perfectly good pie in a toilet?

-Matt K

I want a headless naked fairy on a t-shirt.

-Matt K

If you need anything ... forget about it, it's never happening.

-Jared M

Is that a costume, or did you just wear that today?

-Paul T

I made this shirt from my friend's drapes.

-Liz R

It's some kid; They don't have rights.

-Chuck Hoover

Dr. Dre is not a doctor!

-Jared M

These giant spiders are making it almost impossible.

-Antonia Traficante